Zoom.

Teams.

Google Meet.

Some moments get a red flag . Some get white . Some miraculously stay green .

And then… there are pirate days .

Choose wisely.

🏴‍☠️

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Throw down your flag

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Mail sets to my team individually

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Perfect for remote teams

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Mail a number of sets to one address

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Straight to headquarters

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For people who have sat through enough meetings.

This started as a joke, and now, apparently, is a website.

This is a personal project for flagging ideas without unmuting.

What happens when a joke refuses to stay a joke.

An extremely serious solution to not-serious-enough meetings.

A side project for people with opinions and webcams.

A tiny personal project with big “this seemed funny at the time” energy.

A small website for a deeply unserious solution to a shallow unserious problem.

A personal project inspired by video calls, bad ideas, and excellent timing.

Part gift, part joke, part tool. Mostly joke.

This began as a bit and, regrettably, gained momentum.

Built for friends, meetings, and the occasional pirate response.

$20

A ridiculous way to let flags say what your face is already doing.

Each kit includes four flags: one green, one white, one red, and one pirate:
🟢 Green: YES
⚪ White: WHATEVER, I give up
🔴 Red: NOPE
🏴‍☠️ Pirate: wavers choice

One of each, in every kit, for whatever shows up on screen.

Each kit includes one of every flag. Because no one's green every day.

Send me a set

$20.00

A ridiculous way to let flags say what your face is already doing.

Each kit includes four flags: one green, one white, one red, and one pirate:
🟢 Green: YES
⚪ White: WHATEVER, I give up
🔴 Red: NOPE
🏴‍☠️ Pirate: wavers choice

One of each, in every kit, for whatever shows up on screen.

Each kit includes one of every flag. Because no one's green every day.

📦 Free shipping and handling now

🏴‍☠️

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For people who have sat through enough meetings.